the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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