It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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