So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I had to cum in my sink.
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