This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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