i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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