i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
