its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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