that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She even gives head with a lisp.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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