just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
All I want is dick and wine.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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