Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
