I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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