You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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