no. you can't hotbox the world.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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