cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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