My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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