What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
did you just send me my own nude
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