I just saw a hot homeless man
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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