ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
