that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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