i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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