My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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