so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
how does that bad decision feel?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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