what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
