Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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