After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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