My nipple is on Facebook.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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