my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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