I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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