i used baking grease as lip gloss
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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