Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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