We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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