come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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