porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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