So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
soo... how was my night?
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