ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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