Buhtt sex?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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