its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
