you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
