I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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