apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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