I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You did what with his pubic hair?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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