So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
