What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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