don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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