I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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