This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
they're like a gay fantastic four
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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