I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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