check it out our google latitudes are spooning
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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