She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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