It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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